They both were sure they could jizz farther than the other one. They decided to settle the argument with a competition. They drew a line, stood there next to each other, wanked one out and shot their spunk as far as they could. They measured the distance and remarkably both of their loads went exactly 6 ft 3 inches from the line. Somehow this odd experience brought them closer together, they even felt like friends now. They apologized to each other and said “we’ve come a long way”.
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My jaundice, abusive father
Not even Suction cup man can climb her!!
When she ate >!Pecharunt's mochi!< she didn't just dance like a chicken, she got the mentality of one!
That when she farted she said like Oppenheimer now I become death the destroyer of the world's
She still gets HIGH off of COCA-COLA
When she fell off a chair...it caused the BIG BANG
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