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Two rivals, more like enemies, were having an argument like they typically did.

They both were sure they could jizz farther than the other one. They decided to settle the argument with a competition. They drew a line, stood there next to each other, wanked one out and shot their spunk as far as they could. They measured the distance and remarkably both of their loads went exactly 6 ft 3 inches from the line. Somehow this odd experience brought them closer together, they even felt like friends now. They apologized to each other and said “we’ve come a long way”.

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